Monday, February 4, 2008

let’s talk about hot women on TV!

okay, calm down. not really. well, sort of. let’s talk about TV and what i’m watching and what you’re watching, and if the shows happen to star beautiful women, so be it.

admittedly, my TV-watching habits have changed quite a bit over the past year. used to be, when i was working at TVG full-time and even in the years afterward, i had a solid primetime viewing sked every night of the week. nowadays (and even before the writers’ strike), i’m lucky if i can find an hour of must-see TV per day. there are precious few series i’m following in any kind of regular manner, and so many others that have fallen by the wayside (i’m looking at you Boston Legal). i still have a general idea of what’s going on with different shows, their casts and storylines, but i’m not invested in very many at all.

as mentioned last week, i’m delighted that LOST is back. oh how i love that show. (and not just because it co-stars evangeline lilly...though, that’s definitely a point in the win column for the castaways and for me.) here’s a series that mindf**ks its viewers week in and week out, throwing out more questions than it gives answers, and winding itself into such a convoluted pretzel that it’s making Twin Peaks look vanilla. perhaps that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but anyone who watches LOST will agree: it’s never boring. there are only seven more episodes before it disappears into the ether for an indeterminate period of time, so i’m savoring it while it lasts...even though anytime anyone mentions jacob, or we catch a glimpse of jacob, or the camera zips around the exterior of jacob’s cabin, every hair on my body stands on end. every single time. ::: shiver :::


speaking of hair-raising TV, i made the mistake of watching a few episodes of Paranormal State during a sunday-afternoon marathon on A&E and scared the crap out of myself so badly that i couldn't sleep that night. never again.



i was really looking forward to The Sarah Connor Chronicles, mainly because i have been championing lena headey’s talents for more than a decade and now here she’d finally be, in all her splendor, for a full hour on network television every single week. finally, someone was giving her her own high-profile series, and i wasn’t sure who’d be happier about that, her or me...but i’m starting to think the answer is probably her, because – try as i might to love the show – i’m bored. i don't care what happens and, beyond the minor thrill (dwindling each week) of seeing her beat some tough dude (usually cybernetic) senseless, i’m barely watching. tonight i tuned in and had it on the background while i checked email, did the dishes and essentially did everything but actually watch the show. sad. lena kicks ass, but...i’m finding TSCC meh.





which is the perfect segue to The L Word, a show that veers back and forth between meh and great and awful from minute to minute instead of from episode to episode. i realize there aren’t many people reading this blog who actually watch L, and that's too bad because when the show gets it right, it rocks. in fact, i’m so eager to see the next week’s episode (canada gets them two weeks post-U.S.) that i’ve started watching it on YouTube. it’s a shame the series has such uneven quality, both in terms of its actors and its writing/directing, because crappy talent like cybill shepherd and mia kirshner are ruining it for real finds like rose rollins and leisha hailey (pictured).


and, really, in terms of TV dramas, those three are pretty much it for me these days. i watched the first episode of Eli Stone last week and quite liked it, so that may be added to the roster. i’m addicted to Project Runway, because i madly ♥ tim gunn and the designers are usually wickedly brilliant (plus, you know, heidi klum is very cute), and i usually end my day with The Jimmy Kimmel Show because i find him endlessly entertaining. oh, and the 10th cycle of America's Next Top Model starts in two weeks, so i'm contractually obliged to watch that when it airs (though i almost bailed during cycle 9).

but otherwise, the TV landscape has become kind of arid where my tastes are concerned. and i’m not that optimistic about what’s coming.

so, what are you watching? or not watching, as the case may be? what are your top five must-see shows in a given week? and are there any that you’ve dropped out of sheer boredom?

more importantly, are there any that i’m not watching but should be? (for the folks who’ll inevitably tell me to try Friday Night Lights: been there, done that, couldn’t get into it. sorry.)

go!

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

I no longer follow any series. None. I think that on Saturday evening, I might tune into HBO for Susan Sarandon and Ralph Fiennes in a film based on the last years of Doris Duke, "Bernard and Doris." But maybe not. TV just hasn't inspired me for a long while now.

Anonymous said...

Hey Vickie,

OK, so Friday Night Lights is a lost cause for you, so I won't bother. And, word is Ben Silverman has all but admitted that FNL won't be back for Season 3.

Since I got a flat-screen TV and an HD cable box, I'm watching stuff I never thought I would before. Herewith, my latest Top 5 shows I can't miss.

1. History Detectives (PBS) - If you'd told me a year ago that I would become addicted to this show, I would have laughed in your face. Here's the premise: four experts in U.S. history, antiques etc. (think Antiques Roadshow), investigate items that everyday Americans have found in their homes. But unlike Cash in the Attic or whatever it's called, these experts delve into the story behind the subject apparently attached to an item. One episode found the Detectives investigating house a couple had bought in Salem, Mass., which was purported to have been owned by a witch (it wasn't), another had a gun that was supposedly given to his uncle by Pretty Boy Floyd (it was). A fascinating show.

2. Friday Night Lights. Sorry.

3. Lost. I'm with you Vickie; I'm glad it's back, and after only one episode, I'm hooked. Episode 2 (spoiler alert!!) looks at the backstories of the people on the boat.

4. Dinner: Impossible. Take one-part high profile British chef, mix with a limited budget for food, limited amount of time to prepare the food, bordeline incompetent help and a generous helping of stress and you have a hit show on Food.

5. How It's Made. It's one of those shows that is ALWAYS on in the afternoon on Saturday or Sunday, and I can't help but stop and check out the latest item to be deconstructed.

vickie said...

lou, Big Brother returns in a couple of weeks. ;-)

greg, i didn't realize the premise of History Detectives. it does sound cool. as for LOST, i think an episode about the boat people will be a mistake. we'll see...

Anonymous said...

I didn't finish out the BB mess last summer, and this year I am not tuning in at all.

History Detectives sounds great, and I might take a look--thanks!

heather said...

Top five must-see shows in the current schedule:
1. Have I mentioned that Friday Night Lights is really good?? :-p
2. Lost. Agree with absolutely everything you wrote. I am continuing to have faith in J.J. and Damon and hope they bring in a satisfying conclusion to one of the most daring shows on tv.
3. House. Which has it's last episode to air tonight and I'll have to bump something else up from the reserve list. Hugh Laurie rocks in every imaginable way.
4. The Daily Show, because while not as brilliant, a Jon Stewart without writers is better than no Jon Stewart at all.
5. And while I almost cringe to put it in the 'must-see' category, I'm watching American Idol every week for the first time ever. Which probably says a lot about the lack of options.

Victims of the strike I'm missing the most?
- 24, The Office, Pushing Daisies, Gossip Girl, Heroes

Shows coming up that I will probably watch?
- ANTM, Big Brother, Eli Stone, Men in Trees

vickie said...

oh, and Chuck! i forgot about Chuck.

and Scrubs, which i still lurve.

and 30 Rock, which i'm watching now that thursday nights are without new programming.

ER. that too. (yes, i'm one of the final few still clinging to that one.)

Anonymous said...

History Detectives, every day at 2 p.m. PVR it and let me know what you think.

P.S. - I also never miss an episode of Supernatural. Cheesy but fun.

vickie said...

PVR?

alas, i still live in the 20th century, where we use VCRs and have analog cable. but i'm also home at 2pm, so i could probably just, you know, watch it.

Anonymous said...

I didn't want to assume that you were home...

vickie said...

LOL!

and thank you for not mocking my lack of technology. ;-)

Linda said...

Whereas I live in the 21st century, where I don't watch TV, I just watch TV on DVD! And Vickie, if you're wanting hot women, why the hell aren't you watching Battlestar Galactica (on DVD) yet??? It is coming on the final season in April, so you've got time to catch up so you can watch this so-called "live" TV. The cast is solidly half-female (which is amazing for just about any show, much less sci-fi), and range from good guys to bad guys. Here is a nice pic of the Women of Battlestar. (What? Is that Lucy Lawless on the left? Yes!)

Watch. It. Now. I have successfully gotten two co-workers hooked! :)

vickie said...

perhaps i'll just wait for BG to end altogether and then watch the whole series on DVD.

Anonymous said...

did this entry come from our conversation a few days ago? i was actually quite surprised at how little tv you're tuning into.

here is my top 5.

1. lost. obviously. and the second episode was quite good. of course, 25 more questions come from it but that's why i love it.

2. the biggest loser. i'm watching it now. it's just so damn inspiring. as i drink my coke and eat my corn chips. sigh.

3. young and the restless. shut up. i pvr it every day and catch up on weekends.

4. chuck. the two new episodes that aired two thursdays ago were like a breath of fresh air. oh, how i miss my zach levi fix.

5. it's a tie between prison break, terminator: sarah connor chronicles and cashmere mafia. i pvr all of them but there's no sense of urgency to watch them.

however, i absolutely loved eli stone, so that might replace the three-way tie.

what's returning/starting in the next couple of weeks that i will be watching: big brother, the new adventures of old christine, dexter (i've been wanting to watch it so i'm glad it'll be on cbs and ctv), and the top 20 part of idol.

my failsafes: restaurant makeover, american gladiators (don't judge me), project runway, dora the explorer and backyardigans. the last two are purely methods of distraction.

and even despite all those shows, i still feel like i'm missing one or two.

vickie said...

when CBS/CTV air Dexter, won't it be massively edited, like SATC when it aired on TBS or The Sopranos on A&E?

greg?

Anonymous said...

i spoke with somebody from the show and she said that they already have edited shows looped and ready to go.

and since i've never watched it before, she also said there's not a lot of blood and most of the violence is insinuated.

i think it's more the swearing and nudity.

vickie said...

that's what i meant -- the swearing and nudity. although, i would guess that those aren't as prominent to begin with as gore would be on a show about a serial killer.

Anonymous said...

Regarding Dexter, I think it will be much like The Sopranos and Nip/Tuck when they air on A&E or CTV. There'll be the obligatory warning to viewers, and then some of the swearing will be edited out, but not all. A-hole and sh*t are OK, but f-shots are not. As for blood, there is a fair amount, but Denette is right, it's more alluded to than gratuitous. It just means a few more aggravating CTV promos to sit through. Hey, did you hear that Mayerthorpe is on this Sunday? You must've because the promo is on ALL THE TIME.

Anonymous said...

Update re: Dexter. It's a 50- to 55-minute show on cable, so it will be edited anyway. Just found out that CBS is doing the editing, so CTV will simply simulcast what they get directly from CBS.

It will be interesting to see what CBS practice's will deem too racy, since CTV is a lot more lax with regard to that stuff.

vickie said...

i suspect CBS's editing of Dexter will be like, say, TBS's editing of The Breakfast Club.

"flip you, man! flip you!"

sad.

as for Mayerthorpe, good GRIEF are they beating viewers over the head with that one. you'd think it was The Most Important TV-Movie Ever Made.