i love her...just kidding, i don't...just kidding, i do, we're married...just kidding, we're not, we divorced two years ago...just kidding, it was five years ago...just kidding, she ran a cult and i joined...
i write for a living, hence the name of the blog. i'm a freelance lifestyle and entertainment writer, and you can find me in assorted print and online publications. one day, hopefully some day soon, i'll be a produced screenwriter. my mother still clings to the hope that i'll develop a sudden interest in medicine or law and get a Real Job™ that doesn't allow one to perform one's duties in pyjamas, but i'd rather write about movies and television and get paid for that. i love cake. i think squirrels are endlessly entertaining. i'm hopelessly addicted to film festivalling and spend far too much time dissecting same. i have a fear of gnomes, leprechauns and porcelain dolls that come to life at night and kill you in your sleep.
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Funny, annoyingly so, but funny. LOL
i love her...just kidding, i don't...just kidding, i do, we're married...just kidding, we're not, we divorced two years ago...just kidding, it was five years ago...just kidding, she ran a cult and i joined...
I'm going to watch that AGAIN, just kidding...really!
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Erm... didn't really dig it. Not kidding. I do like her in general though.
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