Monday, June 13, 2011

ladies who pee

over the past seven weeks, at the office where i work, i've observed a rather bizarre phenomenon: two young women who, it seems, are incapable of peeing alone.

they both look like they're probably in their early 20s, and neither one is never, ever in the women's washroom by herself. each is always with the other.

they come in together, pee in adjacent stalls (chatting all the while), and then leave together.

each time i see them i think, "there they are AGAIN!" it's gotten to the point that i recognize their voices from down the hall, before i even enter the washroom, and i think to myself, "i wonder if they're both in there."

and, inevitably, they are.

everything within me wants to find out what the story is, and why they must seemingly pee in tandem. but, for now, encountering them has become like a game -- i want to see how many more times in a row i can find them together.

i think i might actually be disappointed if i wandered in and found one of them by herself at the sinks.

6 comments:

Greg said...

There was a pair here at TVG who did that every day too. Now one of them is on mat leave, and the other looks so lost.

vickie said...

probably because she has a full bladder and no way to find relief!

cod said...

LOL

Lou said...

I don't think it's about the peeing. Peeing is just the justification for some time together to talk. They're friends!

vickie said...

yes, but i have never seen EITHER ONE OF THEM alone in the washroom!

time to chat or not, surely at least once or twice a day even the bestest of buddies would pee on their own.

i like my friends. i like chatting with my friends. but i don't need to be joined at the hip with them every time i need to pee.

ODonnell Family Blog said...

I can just see your tally marks on the inside of the bathroom stall!