apologies for the delay...
ode to moobie’s scalp
perhaps you are familiar with my friend whom i call moob
who’s had a host of ails and sewed a finger to a boob
yet just when she believed her freaky trials were now long dead
she found a tiny lump perched right atop her ginger head
at first, she let it slide and to the doctor did not go
the bump was rather small and under hair it did not show
but then she changed her mind and soon a test was being done
result? that node was cancer caused by damage from the sun
so back under the knife is where she went to make it well
her head was shaved a bit, the doctor scooped out all the cells
but what she thought was wee turned out much bigger in the end
so what was left behind was a much harder thing to mend
with tape and tons of staples and a lengthy turban wrap
our moob was sent back home and longed to soon not feel like crap
she battled several fevers as her wounds tried hard to heal
and with anticipation soon those bandages were peeled
but under all the scabs and all those scars and tons of goop
her head was still not fixed and needed more (aw, come on! POOP!)
so with a hairless patch and funky part and wacky ‘do
she once again set forth and pinned those hopes on something new
a graft was now on deck and from her leg that skin was shorn
then stuck onto her patch so healthiness could there be born
with one more wrapping up and lots of meds to keep her high
moob dreamed of normalcy up on her head and on her thigh
for now, things look okay and moobie’s blood is flowing fine
the holes upon her bod are sealing closed and so in time
she’ll comb over her hair and smooth it down so it lays flat
but while she waits for growth she’ll need to sport a jaunty hat.
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© yepimawriter 2010
5 comments:
Oh I am SOOOOOOO touched!
I'll tip my hat to you when I've perfected the comb over technique!
(((((Vic))))) many thanks to you for making 3 surgeries in a month almost worth it! I got another ode!!!!!
you're very welcome! i'm glad you like it.
and you more than earned another ode, i think. :-)
(in tom's honour, i also made sure to include both "crap" and "poop" in today's poem.)
{{{{{{{{{{{{moob}}}}}}}}}}
. . . to soon not feel like crap, which rhymes with wrap! Only you could pen such a tribute.
i think she would have felt cheated had "crap" not been worked in somehow. i know i would have. :-D
oh i would have!
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